Omnibus Funding bill flees the artic freeze

Grumpy grandpa flies the 4,000 page Omnibus Ripoff down to the Virgin Islands at our expense - never mind the pollution from a jet carrying a document! While 'his people' suffer through a record arctic Christmas storm, Biden flees to the warm, sunny Virgin Islands on yet another vacation. Very bad optics, but he doesn't care - never has.

If we're lucky he'll stay there and leave us alone much like the grumpy old Roman emperor Tiberius when he left Rome permanently to live in isolation on the island of Capri.